Lorrie Moore is writing a new book.

Al Brilliant of Unicorn Press is going to set up a new bookstore in downtown Greensboro, one that supports and sells books and magazines from independent and small presses.


Susan Kirby-Smith's Wedding Announcement


Headlines Written by Susan Kirby-Smith for the Greensboro News and Record in the year 2006:

Decoys are the nest best thing to draw coastal birds

Aussie cheerleading officials move to ban bare tummies

DOG, GONE

Helicopter school students detained for pamphlets

Shiver me timbres: Pirates of Da Streetz

ALAS, POOR HOMINID

'Nay, I cannot tell a lie,' said Washington's horse

We might want you: Uncle Sam gets choosy

Fly me to the moon....permanently

Gay penguin book banned from children's section

Penguin couple welcomes a new chick into the world

Phony Earl is mising Floridian, says family


More Headlines written by Susan Kirby-Smith for the Greensboro News and Record:

(Can you guess what the news story is?)

Deer, oh deer in the headlights!

Where have all the tigers gone?

Finally, robots in their cups

A certain, how do you say, "Moo?"

Miranda Ruling, Lies, and Videotape

Buy now, prey later in Bombay

Bugs' dye slow to show on labels

Pickup men, buckle up and stop whining



May 11, 2006

My New Favorite Dog, Marshmallow! At the Inn San Francisco.

This dog was friendly. He likes food but not long walks.


April 30, 2006

Literary Fat Ladies!

That's the name of a book by Stanford professor Patricia Parker whom I met at the Northern California Renaissance Conference. There I presented a paper entitled, "Distill, My Beating Heart:  Releasing the 'Liquid Prisoner' of Shakespeare's Sonnets."


Possible names of future children, based on celebrity preferences:

Grape

Antietam Olde


A Free Puppy

This is a free puppy.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Striking the Anvil

Actually, that would be, "striking the mess that will become the Anvil."


This is Andrew Dudek. He and Green Bean coffeeshop owner, Pete Schroth, are starting a huge music club in downtown Greensboro, at the end of Lewis St, a block down from Elm. The club will be called The Flying Anvil and the guys have set April as a finishing date. Perhaps there will be a release party for Cat Power's newest album if everything is ready. The club will have a large bar area, a larger performance area with a stage, a V.I.P. nest and a record store. The club will host all sorts of bands, says Dudek, who owned and operated Tate Street's Gate City Noise.
Construction is definitely underway - today I spent several hours hauling old ceiling tiles and pieces of former wall out of the V.I.P. parlor-to-be with Andrew as the third muskateer chipped away at the cement. For now the guys are working Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays starting at 9 A.M. and eagerly accepting any volunteers who want to help out. The space is amazing and amazingly huge. I highly recommend stopping by.

This is the third muskateer in the future V.I.P. lounge. Notice the mask he's wearing. I had to wear one too so as not to inhale too much dust.

Since that mini-article was first published, the Anvil has risen and fallen. Now it's a hip-hop club. 

The time of the Anvil was a wonderful and very brief time. I saw: The Jews and the Catholics, The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus and I was supposed to see Johanna Newsom but didn't make it because I was trapped with some people at a Sushi bar. Clay's math-rock band, Hi-Rollers, played with Man Man and the Tiny Meteors.



Puppies.


I feel traumatized by the puppy fiasco. Please someone, found a support center about this.

Claire Zulkey has this to say - "surgically stitching anything into a puppy, even if it's the cutest wootest widdle thing ever, is still animal abuse."

For some reason I had the idea that one of the surviving puppies being trained to become a drug-sniffing dog is kind of like a former slave or prisoner becoming a human rights lawyer. But that would only really be true if he were sniffing out drugs that involved puppy-torture.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Works by Gregory D. Ivy and his students

A painting by Gregory D. Ivy




Since November UNC-G's Weatherspoon Art Gallery has displayed a collection of works by Gregory D. Ivy, the founder of both the art department and the museum itself.

On Friday, January 27, the Cultural Art Center's
Green Hill Gallery opened an exhibit that displays works by students of Ivy.




Sunday, January 29, 2006

I Am Famous

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Brush Up Your Shakespeare




I am currently working on my Master's thesis. It will be directed by this man:


That's the esteemed Russ McDonald, ladies and gentlemen.

Don't forget to read the Bedford Campanion to Shakespeare, please.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Gaucho!


This is my friend, Rob Reich's gypsy band, Gaucho.
I believe they played at Djangofest 2005 in San Francisco because he sent me a glorious album of their performance there - and I don't think it was a fake. Rob is tremendously talented and has produced other miraculous albums such as "13 Short Songs About You." I look forward to hearing about his continued progress in the San Francisco music and cabaret scene. Yay, Rob!